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Bobby Flay ..MARRY ME! [29 Dec 2004|08:29pm]
[ mood | bored ]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! SHE HAS E- MAILED ME! YES, IT'S TRUE, TO TELL ME TO CALL HER..PICK UP THE PHONE! or as napoleon would put it ..GOD! FREAKIN IDIOT! .......so my bestest friend is at work..probably stabbing a pen in his I and swirling it so it tickles repeating the words "no I can't! I can't!." I'm watching food TV..since Jamie Oliver is taken.. I want bobby or Tyler to marry me! They're perfect! MARRY ME! I'll be happy and fat....er..off to continue my mediocre and insignificant life....

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LYNDSAY!!! [09 Dec 2004|11:27pm]
i'm sorry i didn't call you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's too late now :( call you tommorow
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Dirty Dancing [08 Dec 2004|10:33pm]
SOMEONE MAKE THEM STOP PLAYING THIS MOVIE! IT'S FUCKIN HORRIBLE! NO!..FUCK YOU,,IT'S NOT GREAT!IT SUCKS!..i can sleep in peace knowing I have said what I need to say in a world where my opinion dosn't matter...thank you for your attention at this difficult time
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"If God did not exist everything would be possible.... [08 Dec 2004|10:20pm]
[ mood | blah ]

If God does not exist, we find no values or commands to turn to which legitimize our conduct. So, in the bright realm of values, we have no excuse behind us, no justification before us. We are alone, with no excuses...man is condemned to be free..." Sartre

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I want a monkey [05 Dec 2004|10:19pm]
[ mood | cold ]

For christmas I want someone to involve me in a heist...ladi dadi da..IT'S THE MOTHER FUCKING D O DOUBLE G!

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ATTENTION! [01 Dec 2004|08:02am]
[ mood | cold ]

THERE IS GOING TO BE AN IRON CHEF AMERICA SERIES! WOOOOOOOOOO! EVERYONE MUST WATCH...PARTY AT MY HOUSE! LYNDSAY, ANNE AND KAREN ARE ALMOST BACK....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Billy Joe [23 Nov 2004|03:11pm]
[ mood | cold ]

"Don't let anyone determine your future ...CAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKIN FUTURE! TELL THOSE CONSERVATIVE FUCKS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO STATE YOUR OPINION...OH..AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT..BRING ME BACK GEORGE BUSH'S HEAD!- BILLY JOE, GREEN DAY

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To Nikki [10 Nov 2004|08:14am]
Yes Nikki, we are all here for you if you wanna talk...oh, but only on the internet..'cause I can't talk to you in person....I don't have the balls
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p.s. Javi [13 Oct 2004|08:09am]
Javi...that story is pretty funny...she'll hate me even more when she hears him screaming my name (cue porn music)
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The day after The Day after Tommorow (if that makes sense) [13 Oct 2004|07:58am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

Watched the movie, Kyle and my Mom cried when Jake Gyllengal said "that's my dad" and woke me up...it was horrible...I had Pizza and may I say the best pizza pappa john's has ever created..so compliments to the chef...except he kept giving me this "hey baby" look when I was waiting...eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.........Kinda sucked that Javi had to work...it's ok though...this girl tried to argue with him about a movie...wow dumb bitch probably felt inferior when she walked away...I hate when costumers try to argue with you .." DUMB ASS! I WORK HERE! I THINK I KNOW MORE!" stupid people should die..ok gotta go ...i'm in english....gonna go home eat more pizza and japaneese peanuts..ironically after I go jogging.....

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The Day After Tommorow [12 Oct 2004|03:13pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

DENIS QUAID IS THE BESTEST DAD EVER!....japanese peanuts STILL rule...............Hi Lyndsay and Marianne

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I hate Dashboard Confessionals/ JAPANEESE PEANUTS RULE! [10 Oct 2004|08:07pm]
KEVIN! you decided not to see tities...WE OFFERED!
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Dottie [10 Oct 2004|07:59pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

My dog farted like three times and we laughed our ass off....

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P.S. [09 Oct 2004|09:41pm]
Hey to Marianne..I miss you...Nikki, thanks for drinking with me the other night, I felt better :) and kevin thanks for the ..ummm penis, it was ....uhhhh interesting


Dave Chappelle : "Cocaine now comes in a refreshing new shake ..Red Balls..It gives me wings!"
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Chappelle's show [09 Oct 2004|09:36pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I think I just shit my pants laughing. Bill Burray and Dave Chappelle are fuckin hilerious....Lyndsay, your break was so short..oh well, we can finish our phone sex later ;)

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Amazed [09 Oct 2004|04:11pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I would like to congratulate A Perfect Circle for doing an extraordinary job on covering "Imagine" by John Lennon

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[08 Oct 2004|07:02pm]
Well shit javi I also didn't think that i'd have to go through hell and compete with weed to hang out with my best friend.. but shit happens..you know, since the only thing you little bitches can understand is on the computer....
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Unhealthy [07 Oct 2004|01:21pm]
[ mood | (understatement) ]

I think i'm going to die...I started going jogging...n/e body wanna donate a lung or a liver...maybe I should cut down on the 12 a day coffee shots (not exagerating)

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Lyndsay [06 Oct 2004|08:00am]
[ mood | angry ]

I'm in english...what a surprise...ok so I'm actually off on sunday! what a fuckin miracle...n/e ways ya ...we saw shark tale and it was hilerious! ok i'm gonna go work on my essay...talk to you later
p.s. I get to close with my hot supervisor on saturday :)...
(not as hot as kyle ;)

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NESSA [05 Oct 2004|05:43pm]
Thank you for visiting me at work and staying with me so long...see you tonight
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